Good Morning!
Every writer has to do a bit on New Year’s Resolutions. I could throw the usual stuff in there about losing weight, being nicer to people, doing more volunteering, cursing less. With my belly still bursting from all the overeating, of course I can say I’ll never eat badly again. Then the smell of fresh baked brownies curls into my nostrils and that “never” word becomes “occasionally”…
This is my list of “I’ll-try-to-do-this-for-as-long-as-possibles”:
1. I will try not to throw recyclable items in the trash just to see if my uncommonly green husband will pick them out. (It is such a fun game!)
2. Most of the time, I will try to make our dog Sadie sleep on her own bed, not in ours even when she gives me the bassett hound look (how can she not- she’s a bassett hound.)
3. I will try not clean up my daughter’s room even if I can no longer enter without a rope around my waist. This includes but is not limited to putting away clean clothes before they become mixed up with the dirty ones, tossing out gum wrappers, price tags and cellophane from new CDs, collecting plastic water bottles with green/black slime coating the bottom and closing open dresser drawers that are spewing once neatly folded t-shirts.
4. With great angst, I will finally throw out my “Sick Sweater”. (C’mon, you know you have one, too.)
5. I will pay the late fee at the movie store instead of letting the next member of my family who rents get stuck with it. But only if I have extra cash on me, am in a generous mood and feel like parting with it.
6. I will definitely let the dust bunnies around the edges of my carpet enjoy their soft little lives without disturbing them in their natural habitat. I have always been an animal lover, real, synthetic or formed out of dog hair and dust.
7. I will try to have my checkbook out with the name of the store and my signature written in, and my driver’s license at the ready BEFORE I get to the cashier. (On the other side, I promise not to poke the person in front of me who does not comply with that rule. However, I may have to sigh audibly…)
8. I will try not to flip out when I walk in the house after working all day and someone innocently asks me, ”What’s for dinner?”
9. I will try not to think about all the practical things I should be doing while I am reading a really good book, watching a movie, soaking in a tub or any other pursuit of happiness for my soul.
10. I will try to occasionally eat ice cream for dinner and not feel guilty about it. I will also encourage family members to indulge. As I see it, it is essential to our mental health and well being that we break from steadfast rules and challenge the authority who governs what food to eat and when. Besides, the children will think I am fabulous.
Today’s dosage concludes the Daily Dose of Good News. I hope it has been as fun for you as it has for me. I believe we will go to a Weekly Dose starting on Monday to be perused ON that mother of all days, Mondays. If you don’t want to receive it, well, uh there is no Unsubscribe button and you are in a group e-mail so I guess it will pop in on you every Monday morning. Go ahead- delete it. I will never know unless someone rats you out. Not only that, you will be bereft of good news/humorous made up information. (Bereft…that’s an interesting word…)
Please feel free to continue to submit news that you deem worthy of reading on a Monday morning and I will twist and spin your words until it’s in a pretty package of unrecognizable jargon. Or, I’ll just write it myself because that’s how I roll…
Have a very safe and Happy New Year’s Eve (because that’s what we are really saying, isn’t it?) Be peaceful…
See you Monday-
Susan

